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monkey costa rica

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Loyal readers – I am off next week – to Costa Rica.  Where I plan to sit on the beach and chill with this monkey.  I hope to train him to fetch me beer.  And plantains.  Anyway, if you come round these here parts there’ll be nothin’ new fer ya.  But check out the sidebar blogs in the meantimes.   They are good. 

Later! 

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Written by rarface

July 31, 2009 at 9:39 am

Posted in travel

cleaning house

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I found these under my bed.

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 basalisk large

 

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Basilisk. The basilisk is usually described as a crested snake, and sometimes as a cock with a snake’s tail. It is called the king (regulus) of the serpents because its Greek name basiliscus means “little king”; its odor is said to kill snakes. Fire coming from the basilisk’s mouth kills birds, and its glance will kill a man. It can kill by hissing, which is why it is also called the sibilus. Like the scorpion it likes dry places; its bite causes the victim to become hydrophobic. A basilisk is hatched from a cock’s egg, a rare occurrence. Only the weasel can kill a basilisk.

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manticore

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Manticore. The manticore is a composite beast from India, with a blood-colored lion’s body, the face of a man with blue eyes, and a tail resembling the sting of a scorpion. It can leap great distances and is very active. It eats human flesh. Its voice is a whistle that sounds like a melody from pipes. Some say it can shoot spines from its tail.

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 candCaab

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This thing.  Haven’t figured out what this thing is yet. 

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candDracomarinus

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Dragon. The dragon’s strength is found in its tail, not in its teeth. Its lashing tail does great harm, and the dragon kills anything it catches in its coils. The dragon is the enemy of the elephant, and hides near paths where elephants walk so that it can catch them with its tail and kill them by suffocation. It is because of the threat of the dragon that elephants give birth in the water. The dragon’s venom is harmless. The dragon has a crest and a small mouth. When the dragon is drawn from its hole into the air, it stirs up the air and makes it shine. Dragons are found in India and Ethiopia. Dragons are afraid of the peridexion tree and stay out of its shadow, which will harm them. Doves roost in the tree to be safe from the dragon. Dragons cannot stand the sweet smell breathed out by the panther and hide in a hole when the panther roars.

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candgalalcha

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Sawfish. The sawfish is a sea monster with enormous wings. When it sees a ship, it raises its wings so it can race against the ship. The sawfish tires after thirty or forty stadia and dives back into the water to devour fish. When it raises its wings they hold back the wind from ships; sailors do not like the sawfish because it causes ships to sink. This beast is also said to have a serrated crest that it uses to cut into ships.

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candGreif

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Griffin. The griffin is a winged, four-footed animal. It has the body of a lion, but the wings and head of an eagle. It is born in the Hyperborean mountains, or perhaps in Ethiopia; some say it lives in the Indian desert, which it leaves only to find food. Griffins are the enemy of the horse. A griffin will tear a man to pieces or carry him to its nest to feed its young. Griffins are strong enough to carry away an entire live ox. They are also known for digging gold from mines.

Medieval Bestiary

Petrus Candidus via BibliOdyssey

 

 

Written by rarface

July 30, 2009 at 10:42 am

Posted in art

must not think bad thoughts

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holme_pierposter1

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holme

 

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July 28, 2009 at 10:51 am

Posted in art, clothes

350ml a day, three times a day

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holy water

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I’ve been sick all summer.  Bronchitis.  It sucks.  Good thing I have this holy water.  Not sure what I’m supposed to do  with it though.  Do you think it retains it’s holy-ness if I boil before drinking? 

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July 24, 2009 at 10:12 am

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close your face and stay outta my way

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Loretta!

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July 23, 2009 at 10:15 am

Posted in music, videos

anyone for tennis?

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crown gallery

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Kempenaers Niest%20Point

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Kempenaers Spomenik4%202007

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Kenpenaers Spomenik2

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All posts this week are short and sweet.  By order of your mom.

Photos by Jan Kempenaers

 

Written by rarface

July 22, 2009 at 3:45 pm

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heel

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shoes

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eBay purchase #34

purchase price: $61.03

additional comments:  I think these shoes are the most expensive item I’ve bought on the bay.  Green shoes are the best.  I love them.

 

Written by rarface

July 21, 2009 at 10:00 am