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Ironic eBay Item of the Day

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I swear, I wasn’t looking for funny Sarah Palin gear on eBay just now. In fact, I wasn’t even on eBay at all. This little beaut was sent to my gmail account in a reminder email because the same person who is selling the “Brilliant Bias Cut Gored Chalayan Black Cotton Skirt” that I’ve been watching is also selling this:

"Doggone it, I'm gonna get'cha!"

“Doggone it, I’m gonna get’cha!”

Someone, please buy this “Hunter Moose 60s Mary Maxim Hand Knit Zip Front Sweater” and give it to your most unironic liberal friend. They can pile it full of buttons and wear it around Republicans who will get so angry! It will be so awesome!

And then on Nov. 4 if Obama wins, they can theatrically strip and burn, burn,burn it in the big naked bonfire victory dance party the left wing is planning once they take over America.

Of course, if Obama loses this will be the perfect thing for your friend to throw on the fire at whatever election party they’re attending and lay naked in a ball on the floor, weeping in front of CNN. Waaaaaaaaaah!

It’s not the sweater’s fault. Sometimes a sweater is just in the wrong place at the wrong time.   Generally I’m against violence of all sorts – including sartorial. But if McCain wins the election – I have to admit, I would fuck this sweater up.

Written by rarface

October 17, 2008 at 3:49 pm

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  1. how did i miss this post until now? nice find with the sweater. ha


    October 27, 2008 at 6:28 am

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